someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: fucking slut
How to Keep a Relationship
Communicate: Talk about things, the good and bad. Build trusts Be honest Be faithful Be there for one another. Make time for one another. Leave the past to the past, which include ex’s. Know that having arguments are normal. Know that you won’t always be happy. Don’t expect change. Appreciate the flaws. Appreciate each other. Become best friends. Lastly, love each other...
I can gladly say "I'm satisfied," when I look back...
tamianguyen: We make mistakes. We do the wrong things. We fall in love. We get hurt. We have bad experiences. We discover bad things. There are so many bad things about this world but its life. Thats the truth. Things will get better. Be blessed that you’re here and dont take advantage of that.
You think I don't care?
datbitchjessica: damnjaynee: For your information, I actually do. You’re the reason why I’m hurting inside. Your doings, the distance between us, everything. And yet, I ask myself why I still hang on? Well I have an easy answer to that. Hope. Yet there’s practically nothing left to fight for, I still do. Because I care. this
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
my thoughts: wow today is such a beautiful day look at all this sunshine i'm going to draw pictures of rainbows and smiley faces and go to the park and push little kids on the swings and give them candy i love everything my life is perfect
my thoughts 5 minutes later: why was i ever born i hate my life i'm stupid and i want to kill myself why am i even alive no one likes me i'm just going to slit my throat while listening to black veil brides because i'm ugly and i hate everything
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Bestie: Why are you so fat?
Me: Obesity runs in my family.
Bestie: No, the problem is no-one runs in your family.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
walks into inanimate object
What happened to the rule..
cody-rama: If you got nothing nice to say, then don’t say it at all.
I’m not going to lie. There are so many people I...
mom: come down for dinner
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
moodyteenagerr: They’re the people who make me smile more than anyone else. They give the most unique compliments that I love to hear. Whenever I have a problem, I could go to them and they’d always try to help me. They’re different from most of my other friends. They always find a way to make me smile or laugh. I could always goof around with them and they wouldn’t take me seriously. It’s just...
me: wow everything seems right for once
life: hold on let me fuck it up
Haters hate, because they hate seeing you do...
Girl, you need to stop. Even vaccuums don't suck...
I wish people didn't think skinny was a synonym...
GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Cross the line if you hide your feelings because...
He hurt you so much that he managed to completely...
strawberrytelle: He broke you down to the point where you didn’t think that you’d ever be happy again, unless he gave you happiness. But, remember one thing, he also gave you the strength you needed to build yourself back up. And one day, you’ll thank him for hurting you, because that helped you to get even stronger and to just let him go.
Hair is everything.
trayceecook: If your hair doesn’t look good, then your whole face doesn’t look good. A bad hair day is a bad face day too. Especially the bangs, omg if your bangs don’t cooperate, then you need to start all over with your hair. Why is hair so damn complicated omg. hair isnt EVERYTHING but its significant
Christmas was a stressful, unhappy, event.
We enjoy warmth because we’ve experienced the...